I will probably get shouted at for this too, but here goes, hope it makes you laugh, it did me.   A Horse, A Chicken & The Harley: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned..  The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon,he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story?? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) 'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A HarleyTo Pick Up Chicks!                                                                                                                                                                              

funny acn                                                                                                                                                                             

*shakes head* 

Oh dear ... welcome to the mad house ACN .. that gets you your very own key to the meds cupboard & your choice of coloured crayons                                                                                                                                                                              

Is that a Harley that you are sat on in your photos ?                                                                                                                                                                             

Yup with a big hole in the seat for his horse like package lol                                                                                                                                                                             

you got it in one john !!                                                                                                                                                                             

lmao @ acn....and the comments after.     I know a couple of Harley riders............ hmmm should i rephrase that???                                                                                                                                                                                  

PMSL.....                                                                                                                                                                             

Even if you hung like a horse if you ride a recycled pop bottal you still won't pull the chick                                                                                                                                                                             

 @ acn and jp... the only reason women like harleys is because they vibrates alot....                                                                                                                                                                               

works both ways Feisty  but then why do you think harley riders sit with their feet forwards? Its very uncomfortable to be lying on your (large) bits as you do on a sports bike lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Smokey.... thought it was a case of to the left or to the right?                                                                                                                                                                              

It is Karey. Thats why harleys have such big air filter intakes on the right :-)                                                                                                                                                                              

  Nicely side-stepped there smokey                                                                                                                                                                              

Lmao thats funny                                                                                                                                                                              

Smokey do you have a pic of your erm...... big air intake lol                                                                                                                                                                             

ahhhh... right,  ive seen some kwaks with huge pipes over the fronts.. bit like hoover pipes...     now tha's got me mind boggling!                                                                                                                                                                                 

  ive seen some kwaks with huge pipes over the fronts   Not this one tho, sadly lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Great start to my day you guys                                                                                                                                                                              

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