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34 Posts | Latest reply on 26/11/2009 14:00:46 by excalibur | Go to original / last post

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pondlife

In: Bristol
Posts: 838

Walking along the canal yesterday,I was overtaken by a pair of fish going faster than I could run...it was a motor pike with side carp sorry

Message posted by pondlife on 23 November 2009 at 14:28

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bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

What a crummy joke..even my 10yr old girls can do better than that!!! LOL

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 23 November 2009 at 15:18

bikerchick1966 @ 23/11/2009 15:18:45

pondlife

In: Bristol
Posts: 838

I did say sorry!!

Message posted by pondlife on 23 November 2009 at 16:12

pondlife @ 23/11/2009 16:12:47

Cataraptor

In: Redditch
Posts: 494

Were they turbot charged?

Message posted by Cataraptor on 23 November 2009 at 17:05

Cataraptor @ 23/11/2009 17:05:03

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

should have got your manta ray dar gun out to see how fast they were going !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 23 November 2009 at 18:37

WheelyNealy @ 23/11/2009 18:37:20

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Pond ................. that leaves me speechless !!!

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 23 November 2009 at 22:20

Brummie Jackie @ 23/11/2009 22:20:03

Rob1050

In: Redditch
Posts: 748

Well there's a first

Message posted by Rob1050 on 23 November 2009 at 22:23

Rob1050 @ 23/11/2009 22:23:34

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 23 November 2009 at 22:26

Brummie Jackie @ 23/11/2009 22:26:01

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

This thread has floundered. Geek

Message posted by bluesbiker on 23 November 2009 at 22:53

bluesbiker @ 23/11/2009 22:53:21

Rob1050

In: Redditch
Posts: 748

Certainly has no plaice here

Message posted by Rob1050 on 23 November 2009 at 23:07

Rob1050 @ 23/11/2009 23:07:53

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

That's the NET for ya <g>

Message posted by Sandi on 23 November 2009 at 23:10

Sandi @ 23/11/2009 23:10:27

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

i'm off for a kipper tie. Geek

Message posted by bluesbiker on 23 November 2009 at 23:22

bluesbiker @ 23/11/2009 23:22:10

mandi jay

In: Whitby
Posts: 215

it cod be worse Tongue

Message posted by mandi jay on 23 November 2009 at 23:38

mandi jay @ 23/11/2009 23:38:01

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Yea it could be coffee instead of tie.

Message posted by Sandi on 23 November 2009 at 23:41

Sandi @ 23/11/2009 23:41:49

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

It would have to perch-ulated coffe. Geek

Message posted by bluesbiker on 23 November 2009 at 23:57

bluesbiker @ 23/11/2009 23:57:23

Cataraptor

In: Redditch
Posts: 494

The jokes are wearing a bit fin.

Message posted by Cataraptor on 24 November 2009 at 07:16

Cataraptor @ 24/11/2009 07:16:31

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

where was this plaice ???.....was it where the fish get there money...the river bank !!!!............ouch

Message posted by Deleted Member on 24 November 2009 at 08:09

Deleted Member @ 24/11/2009 08:09:14

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

That was a whale of a story..bit of a red herring too no doubt Wacko

Message posted by excalibur on 24 November 2009 at 10:49

excalibur @ 24/11/2009 10:49:24

Rob1050

In: Redditch
Posts: 748

can't see the porpoise myself

Message posted by Rob1050 on 24 November 2009 at 10:52

Rob1050 @ 24/11/2009 10:52:15

pondlife

In: Bristol
Posts: 838

I think I've lost the will to live

Message posted by pondlife on 24 November 2009 at 11:04

pondlife @ 24/11/2009 11:04:22

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