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Deleted Member

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Free to good home 2ft lemon shark giving him away cos the rotten sod wont let me get in the bath

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 00:45

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
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Why are most folk from Barnsley a sandwich short of a picnic?

(that's not offensive, I was born in Barnsley...I rest my case lol)

Message posted by Sandi on 03 October 2009 at 00:48

Sandi @ 03/10/2009 00:48:14

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thas reet there al tell thi all it eats is chips it costs mi an arm and leg to feed bloody thing do you want it

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 00:51

Deleted Member @ 03/10/2009 00:51:50

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

NO 1 dont want yah ferret either lol

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 03 October 2009 at 00:54

WheelyNealy @ 03/10/2009 00:54:43

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

or yah slugs hahaha

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 03 October 2009 at 00:56

WheelyNealy @ 03/10/2009 00:56:03

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mi ferret past away on thursday he was asleep in mi laundry and he went through the wash apparently he couden't hold his beath for that long, but at leased je was clean at his funeral

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 00:59

Deleted Member @ 03/10/2009 00:59:27

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

lol aperently if you dont mate a male ferrit he dies off a heart atack now how he feels I do lol

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 03 October 2009 at 01:01

WheelyNealy @ 03/10/2009 01:01:53

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Pick your own slugs big or small come round take as many as you wish all free to good home, But they wont fetch a stick or come to you if you whistle.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 01:09

Deleted Member @ 03/10/2009 01:09:38

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A large collection of tea bags for sale slightly used. Offers

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 01:18

Deleted Member @ 03/10/2009 01:18:24

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Blow up doll for sale in reasonable condition 2 punctures squeaks a bit may px 2 bar electric fire

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 01:38

Deleted Member @ 03/10/2009 01:38:53

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3 bar electric fire for sale will px for un punctured blow up doll cash either way

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 October 2009 at 02:22

Deleted Member @ 03/10/2009 02:22:15

Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

OK!! Can tell its raining and all the crazy bikers are at a loose end!!! If you're at that much of a loose end try looking up the sex life of the slug. . .they've got one over on us humans!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Alice2 on 03 October 2009 at 14:12

Alice2 @ 03/10/2009 14:12:15

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

A large collection of tea bags for sale slightly used. Offers 'Slightly used' tea bag? How's that work then, do ya keep one half covered up and pour the water on the other half?

I've got 10p, what do ya say?

Message posted by Sandi on 03 October 2009 at 15:42

Sandi @ 03/10/2009 15:42:41

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Free book How to train slugs by Mr s nail I must say that Mr nail's technique is rubish and these slugs will not do anything you want them to do. Very disappointed

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 October 2009 at 22:02

Deleted Member @ 04/10/2009 22:02:11

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You can have the lot for 10p

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 October 2009 at 22:03

Deleted Member @ 04/10/2009 22:03:50

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

theres a new gangster in town Slugzy malone

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 04 October 2009 at 22:11

WheelyNealy @ 04/10/2009 22:11:14

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

my name and address, to send the t bags P G Tips Perforation Street Tetley Tyne Teas

Message posted by Sandi on 04 October 2009 at 22:12

Sandi @ 04/10/2009 22:12:16

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Ive got a genuine ghost in a bottle for sale i want 5000 quid for it for that you get a certificate of authenticity signed by elvis. 99 more avaliable. Cash only send to me where i live in tarn.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 October 2009 at 23:17

Deleted Member @ 04/10/2009 23:17:16

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Sorry to all the 3 bar electric fire has now gone.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 04 October 2009 at 23:26

Deleted Member @ 04/10/2009 23:26:25

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

They'll nick owt in Barnsley

Message posted by Sandi on 04 October 2009 at 23:28

Sandi @ 04/10/2009 23:28:08

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