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Wedding Fairy A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.' The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. Themoral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
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LOL

(tigger, for future ref', when you paste the text in you have to highlight it and change it to black, even tho it's already black, or it just shows up white and not easy to read.)

Message posted by Sandi on 15 July 2009 at 23:59

Sandi @ 15/07/2009 23:59:42

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

It's his own fault for inadequate specification

Message posted by prof on 16 July 2009 at 06:50

prof @ 16/07/2009 06:50:51

chunkichick

In: Cowling
Posts: 494

nice one,

Message posted by chunkichick on 16 July 2009 at 10:14

chunkichick @ 16/07/2009 10:14:36

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

I wish Valentino Rossi would let me be his pillion

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 16 July 2009 at 13:46

Brummie Jackie @ 16/07/2009 13:46:56

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

prof: It's his own fault for inadequate specification Do you mean he didn't say what he meant, or he didn't mean what he said?

Message posted by Sandi on 16 July 2009 at 14:15

Sandi @ 16/07/2009 14:15:26

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