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geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

A letter landed on my hallway floor this morning with the words "Do Not Bend" written on it. "Jeez", I thought, "how am I ever going to pick that up?"

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 10:00

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geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 10:00:42

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

Ignore the instructions!it might be a fat cheque (does one still get cheque's)l0l

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 10:17

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 10:17:18

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

A fat cheque? Looks at belly; check!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 10:38

geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 10:38:29

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

If its still on the floor LEAVE IT! it might be a fat fine...lol

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 10:46

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 10:46:33

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

You can get fined for being fat!! No tea tonight I think!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 15:49

geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 15:49:42

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

Geoff , go on and pick it up , use a pair of long tongs , whatever !i'm curious to know if its a fine cheque lol..

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 22:20

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 22:20:54

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

Are you two a double act?

Message posted by Sandi on 18 June 2009 at 22:25

Sandi @ 18/06/2009 22:25:37

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

How can we be a double act; there's only two of us?

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 22:32

geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 22:32:35

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

How can we be a double act; there's only two of us?

Message posted by Sandi on 18 June 2009 at 22:34

Sandi @ 18/06/2009 22:34:20

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

Were waiting for you to join Kwak , he needs some moral support here lol , it might be a cheque or a fine and he does'nt have x-ray vision ..lol

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 22:36

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 22:36:17

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

I got one of those a while back , i solved the problem by kicking it under the door back outside and the dogs got hold of it ...end of problem!!!

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 22:40

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 22:40:39

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

Moral support? I thought it was his back that wouldn't bend, wouldn't that be back support?

Message posted by Sandi on 18 June 2009 at 22:43

Sandi @ 18/06/2009 22:43:52

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

UMMM , maybe i must go back to the beginning of this one ,i thought it was the contents that was causing all the hassles .lol

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 22:48

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 22:48:45

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

How can it be the contents, he aint opened it yet? lol

Message posted by Sandi on 18 June 2009 at 22:53

Sandi @ 18/06/2009 22:53:28

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

The contents , thats WHY he does'nt want to open it ,apart from his sore back and the fact the parcel is so heavy!!

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 23:04

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 23:04:19

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Clearly ain't my brother then

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 23:08

geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 23:08:21

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17951

Clearly ain't my brother then Oo that's a bit too subtle, especially this time of nite lol

Message posted by Sandi on 18 June 2009 at 23:09

Sandi @ 18/06/2009 23:09:34

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Sorry

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 23:11

geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 23:11:27

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

How about this then Duck walks into a bar and goes up to the barman, "Got any bread?" "Sorry", says the barman, "we don't sell bread." "Got any bread", asks the duck again. "Erm, no", answers the barman confused, "we don't sell bread." "Got any bread", asks the duck. "I've just told you", says the barman starting to get annoyed, "we don't sell bread." "Got any bread?" "No. Will you stop asking that. We DON'T SELL BREAD!!" "Got any bread?" "WE DON'T SELL BREAD. WE DON'T SELL BREAD. GET IT!!" "Got any bread?" "Listen you little so and so" snaps the angry barman, "you ask that one more time and I'm gonna nail you to the door outside!!!!" "Got any nails", asks the duck?? "WHAT????", shouts the barman, "NO, WE DON'T SELL NAILS EITHER!!" "Got any bread?"

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 18 June 2009 at 23:17

geoffb2005 @ 18/06/2009 23:17:05

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

Glad your back ! trying to explain the story to Kwak is'nt easy .

Message posted by excalibur on 18 June 2009 at 23:18

excalibur @ 18/06/2009 23:18:48

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