I say! Steady on old bean! It's only the 12th Anniversary of my 29th!
And never mind all those pretenders... all I want is to be touched by the FSM's noodly appendage
I got all excited cos someone phoned... thinking it was a well-wisher, I rushed to answer it... it was only the loan company to demand payment and to charge me an extra £20 for the privilege of receiving their telephone call! Being off sick sucks!