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Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. The End
(I didn't write these poems so don't blame me)
tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
just about sum's it up nicely cept i want a bar on a beach as golf is fn boring as is fishing!!
prof
In: Bradford
Posts: 601
Call me an old fashioned non materialist romantic if you will (actually just call me would be nice) but I'd settle for the first line.
Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2172
Golf boring!!!??? 19th hole TM Plus the few in the bag as you go round the course.
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17946
prof I assume you mean the first line of the Man's poem and not the Woman's
tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
judgin by his piccy it should be prayin for a gimp!
Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
Sequel to Scarys Poem (she's more lady-like than me!!) :Lord,before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,one who is handsome,smart and strong,one who's hair is wild and long,l knows what to say when asked "how big's my behind?",and as I kneel and pray by my bed,I look at the W***er you sent me instead,Amen
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