As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin and I’m driving a frigging gritter!"                                                                                                                                                                                

*chortles*

One fer Ricdude!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Erm Kaz...I think you're losing some of your load!                                                                                                                                                                             

lol wasn't expecting that.                                                                                                                                                                             

Hope you like this one : A blonde was sitting on a train reading the newspaper.The headline shouted,"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed",she shook her head at the sad news,then turned to a stranger sitting next to her and asked," How many is a Brazilian?" !                                                                                                                                                                             

PMSL - the blonde ones are always the best!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

ROFL!

I had my own blonde moment there until the penny dropped! Nice one HG!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Make that your brain muscles aswell Wannabe !                                                                                                                                                                              

nice one HG:o)...............   lmao Kaz!!...another cracker:o)..............as WB sais, reckon Ricdude will be chucking that one around his work yard a bit!lol........                                                                                                                                                                             

Two blondes sitting in the hairdressers. One says to the other "What's further away the Moon or Florida?"   The other blonde replies "Hellooo..!! Can you F**kin see Florida."