Winalot

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Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........       I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.   I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.       I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.   Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.   I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so much as he staggered out the door.   Stupid cow..........why else would I buy fu@~#n dog food??                                                                                                                                                                             
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I once tried some of my dog's winalot once as a kid ...... it was alright actually!!   Her mixer biscuits were much nicer though ....                                                                                                                                                                             
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Spyder

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Bet you never went into the road, licking your b#~ls though                                                                                                                                                                             


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