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14 Posts | Latest reply on 24/12/2017 12:06:42 by jinx57 | Go to original / last post

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Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15143

I've been good all year HONEST! 😇 So please can I have something extra special for Christmas?

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/2017/november/christmas-biker-decorations/

On second thoughts, if any of these turn up on Christmas morning, I think I will make an extra special effort to be really, really bad next year 😲 👿😱

Message posted by Lindsay on 29 November 2017 at 00:26

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Lindsay @ 29/11/2017 00:26:22

Deleted Member

In: NA
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The biker knome is cute, can’t say I’d want it in my stocking tho lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 November 2017 at 17:28

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TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1338

I want a new birthday suit, mine is all crumpled....

Message posted by TheSlasher on 29 November 2017 at 18:11

TheSlasher @ 29/11/2017 18:11:11

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Would you like me to iron it for you?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 November 2017 at 19:27

Deleted Member @ 29/11/2017 19:27:14

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1338

Dear Santa, last year I asked for a fat bank account and a slim body... can you get it right this year??...

Message posted by TheSlasher on 30 November 2017 at 00:52

TheSlasher @ 30/11/2017 00:52:24

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In: NA
Posts: 0

Hi Satan, soz Santa I mean hee hee hee, can I have lots of money asap, about 7 hundred thou should do it. Cheers.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 November 2017 at 21:05

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Dear Santa,when i wrote last year and asked for a willy that dragged on the ground,imagine my surprise on Xmas morning,waking up with no legs....Letdown Of Leonard Stanley :(

Message posted by jinx57 on 01 December 2017 at 21:56

jinx57 @ 01/12/2017 21:56:10

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

And while i'm on,just send me a lady who loves the smell of WD40,oily hands,tinkering till midnight,loud music live,i'll sort the rest,haha

Message posted by jinx57 on 02 December 2017 at 14:40

jinx57 @ 02/12/2017 14:40:21

Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15143

I'm concerned that I may be finding one (or both) of those huge, horrendous Santa n Mrs Santa gnomes (from the local supermarket) on my doorstep or worse still under the 🌲. They are the stuff of nightmares 😱

Message posted by Lindsay on 08 December 2017 at 19:02

Lindsay @ 08/12/2017 19:02:21

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Dear Santa,i am a bit puzzled by the early delivery,but thank you for listening to my previous post.she's just wonderful....:)>

Message posted by jinx57 on 18 December 2017 at 17:51

jinx57 @ 18/12/2017 17:51:11

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In: NA
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Dear santa, although I've been good this year, ;) please feel free to give my wish to another person more in need, as I have all I want 😊... Many thanks...

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 December 2017 at 18:58

Deleted Member @ 18/12/2017 18:58:18

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Dear Santa,

A simple request really... Can I please have a 'Time-Machine' so I can go back in time and apologise to my dad that I failed him as a son, and tell him "I'm sorry for how I didn't listen to his advice."

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 December 2017 at 00:50

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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

Hugh jackman in full wolverine kit , a million pounds and the ability for humans to actually stop being the thicker end of prejidicial, judgemental stupid and just simply accept each other for who each of us are irrespective of any differences and get on bringing the end to war, pain , starvation and drought.

I have a feeling the first two will happen before the third!

Message posted by rowanblossom on 22 December 2017 at 18:54

rowanblossom @ 22/12/2017 18:54:15

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Dear Santa,mille grazie...who would have thought your list was that cool??....forget next year,i have all i need now,cheers...:)>

Message posted by jinx57 on 24 December 2017 at 12:06

jinx57 @ 24/12/2017 12:06:42

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