Dear Santa ...

14 Posts | Latest reply on 24/12/2017 12:06:42 by jinx57 | Go to original / last post
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Lindsay

In: Leeds
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I've been good all year HONEST! 😇 So please can I have something extra special for Christmas?

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/news/2017/november/christmas-biker-decorations/

On second thoughts, if any of these turn up on Christmas morning, I think I will make an extra special effort to be really, really bad next year 😲 👿😱
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She11

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The biker knome is cute, can’t say I’d want it in my stocking tho lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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TheSlasher

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I want a new birthday suit, mine is all crumpled....                                                                                                                                                                             
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Would you like me to iron it for you?                                                                                                                                                                             
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TheSlasher

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Dear Santa, last year I asked for a fat bank account and a slim body... can you get it right this year??...                                                                                                                                                                             
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Hi Satan, soz Santa I mean hee hee hee, can I have lots of money asap, about 7 hundred thou should do it. Cheers.                                                                                                                                                                             
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jinx57

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Dear Santa,when i wrote last year and asked for a willy that dragged on the ground,imagine my surprise on Xmas morning,waking up with no legs....Letdown Of Leonard Stanley :(                                                                                                                                                                             
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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
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And while i'm on,just send me a lady who loves the smell of WD40,oily hands,tinkering till midnight,loud music live,i'll sort the rest,haha                                                                                                                                                                             
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Lindsay

In: Leeds
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I'm concerned that I may be finding one (or both) of those huge, horrendous Santa n Mrs Santa gnomes (from the local supermarket) on my doorstep or worse still under the 🌲. They are the stuff of nightmares 😱                                                                                                                                                                             
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jinx57

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Dear Santa,i am a bit puzzled by the early delivery,but thank you for listening to my previous post.she's just wonderful....:)>                                                                                                                                                                             
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Dear santa, although I've been good this year, ;) please feel free to give my wish to another person more in need, as I have all I want 😊... Many thanks...                                                                                                                                                                             
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Dear Santa,

A simple request really... Can I please have a 'Time-Machine' so I can go back in time and apologise to my dad that I failed him as a son, and tell him "I'm sorry for how I didn't listen to his advice."                                                                                                                                                                             
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rowanblossom

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Hugh jackman in full wolverine kit , a million pounds and the ability for humans to actually stop being the thicker end of prejidicial, judgemental stupid and just simply accept each other for who each of us are irrespective of any differences and get on bringing the end to war, pain , starvation and drought.

I have a feeling the first two will happen before the third!
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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
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Dear Santa,mille grazie...who would have thought your list was that cool??....forget next year,i have all i need now,cheers...:)>                                                                                                                                                                             


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