Which 3 items (sensible or silly) would be a 'must have' on your Christmas wish list?    Mine would be...   Clothes that fit Non fattening chocolate and receipts for item 1                                                                                                                                                                                 

my 3 things are :-   booze that gets me merry BUT no hangover next day ... fairy lights on tree that work for the full xmas period .. my dogs  donot use my xmas tree as toilet ...    not alot to ask for i no ........                                                                                                                                                                             

,trolley dash around the  booze section of Morrisons,,vouchers for the local k s! ,an somethin  begining with v!otherwise the vouchers are pointless!                                                                                                                                                                             

my nuts impregnated with vodka, a full body fur brush to look cute when santa comes to fill my stockings, and a lift fitting to my tree for easy access to my nuts ! x                                                                                                                                                                             

My ex hubby would speak to his parents (he is an only child)   My ex hubby would speak to his other two girls. (he is missing out on going to be a grandad for the 1st time)   That my ex hubby would be spending Xmas with his parents instead of me spending it with them.                                                                                                                                                                              

A cellar full of non-hangover beer A signed blank cheque from Bill Gates   That my uncle Paul makes a full and miraculous recovery                                                                                                                                                                              

Some new socks (yeah thats a sad one)   Bathroom fittings   Candles                                                                                                                                                                               

What a great thread, a good way of letting anyone who wants to buy you a present from bm having some ideas what to get you. hehe                                                                                                                                                                              

My Nan makes it to christmas...   My cats don't create mary hell cos i have to take them with us to my parents this year!!...   Craig stays well behaved for the rest of term so I don't keep having to threaten him with 1 less pressie from Father Christmas!                                                                                                                                                                              

Silly list...   Gift voucher for lipposuction, arse n tit lift! Real money tree! Dinner date with Johnny Depp!                                                                                                                                                                               

A festive season, without any violence.   No senseless shootings ot stabbings   No soldiers killed and total peace made   Then after the festive season is over, Peace and Love to continue the world over.                                                                                                                                                                             

Nurse! more medication for Icotgrave!                                                                                                                                                                             

Dear Iggypop   ??????????????????????????????                                                                                                                                                                             

Sorry Icotggrave,your the worlds greatest optimist.Im in awe of your vision.  Im off to eat some humble pie                                                                                                                                                                              

Make it a big helping.   Noooo, you are alright mate, xmas wish list,   thats what my biggest wish is thats all.   With peace and love in the world i think the rest just comes naturally.                                                                                                                                                                             

hey if any of my amtes are out there wondering what to get me i would love to have all highlander films 1,2,3,4 highlander highlander, the quicking highlander , the sorrcer highlander , endgame                                                                                                                                                                             

Dear Santa As you will see my needs are simple    As I have found yet another wrinkle   A nice new steam Iron would do a treat I would start at my neck and iron right down to my feet   The use of a steam Iron would work twofold It would not only get rid of my wrinkles but keep out the cold   I don’t think in asking for this gift is greedy If you saw me you would agree I am one of the needy   My hair is fine and my figure is ok Lets hope my steam iron is on its way.   I am relying on you not to let me down I would hate to look wrinkly in my new ball gown   If a not a steam iron I suppose straightners will do As long as they open wide to fit my whole body through   I am getting excited sitting here waiting for my pressie to arrive It must be here an Argos van has just pulled up on my drive   Alas no steam iron or straightners for me So wrinkled I will always be                                                                                                                                                                             

All I would like is: 2 lovely rugs for my living room Vouchers for Hobbycraft And someone to give me a big cuddle xmas morning!   Not alot I know but Im holding no hopes lol                                                                                                                                                                              

If you get no takers on number 3 hun txt me and i'll pop round                                                                                                                                                                              

1: an email from ITV to say I can make my show   2:the ability to love without fear or prejudice   3: damn, now i cant decide wether to say a 12" penis or a black Lamborghini Murcialago......bugger!