OK  He didn’t actually listen to anything you said but he’s learned that if he doesn’t say something when you talk, you keep on talking   Five Minutes          Somewhere between ‘in a little while’ and ‘the end of time’ Never actually means 5 minutes unless YOU gave it a time LIMIT, in which case it means 5 minutes  timed to the closest millisecond.   Of course I love you for you!                                            He loves you for your body. If that goes so does he.   Is it ok if I …? He’s already done it, so you may as well approve.   Loud Sigh                                      Not actually a word, the sigh goes with the realisation that he’s going to have to work out a way to undo something  he’s already done in the hope that you will approve.   Nothing      He forgot what he was going to say, most likely because he was distracted by the subtle jiggle of you/your sister’s/your friend’s/some stranger’s BREASTS   Thanks          Thank you. Really, really, thank you  - I thought for sure you’d say NO!                                                                                                                                                                                                             

So you lot do understand us after all   you got no more excuse's now girls                                                                                                                                                                              

Touche Kwak :)                                                                                                                                                                              

well done kwak!!!! shows you we do know them more than they reolise....                                                                                                                                                                             

yeah, but having realised that, do we really really want to lmao!!! now that is a loaded question girls uh??......................... Sandy x                                                                                                                                                                             

hi kwak,sound's close 2 the mark!,have you got a leather couch because you would make a good shrink.lol. knowing u women know us men that well,could b a little scary                                                                                                                                                                              

so we are transparent,  gullible ,liars,cheats,an tit watchers,??ok whatever!!                                                                                                                                                                             

LMAO @ Kwak Tis funny reading each other's faults in joke form & each sex finding the truths in the jokes!                                                                                                                                                                              

  thefurry1 said:  hi kwak,sound's close 2 the mark!,have you got a leather couch because you would make a good shrink.lol. knowing u women know us men that well,could b a little scary Lol @ leather couch, funny you should ask me that cos I've done a fair few 'agony Aunt' sessions over the years.   tangoman said: so we are transparent,  gullible ,liars,cheats,an tit watchers,??ok whatever!! PML @ tango, don't forget to add 'quick to agree' , as in 'anything for a quiet life'                                                                                                                                                                                   

my dad had a sayin when asked where he was goin[in the days when men were men!!] ''jus gonna see a man a bout a dog''an that was it! he was gone![the pub,his girlfriend,his mates!]we did eventually get a dog yrs later!                                                                                                                                                                             

My ex-husband had a saying, ( his dads advice for a quiet life on our wedding day) - 'Yes dear' in answer to anything and everything, knew I should have asked for a trike, lol                                                                                                                                                                              

one thing my dad really did mean was after i met his girlfriend one morning ''DONT TELL YOUR MOTHER''an he meant it most sincerely!!                                                                                                                                                                             

well we all think we know some body very well, then the marriage break's down,next divorce,well we all been down that road! that's when you realise you don't know the opersite sex as well as we thought!. well kwack do u think i could get 1 of them leath thingy's.lol. TF1.