Yeah , surprises

A) not a chance !
B) Teeny , did i not mention that YOU are the entertainment ? I've put your tassles and thigh high boots behind the bar so you can get changed when i give ye the nod

Also put 5 red leather g-strings behind the bar for the guys cos i'd like the Full Monty on the pool table please

C) Leather and lace for me , nothing else will do

I have been known to wear colours but not in public

D) Any other ideas , i'm open to offers