Competitive salary: We pay less than our competitors.Join our fast-paced company: We have no time to train you.Casual work atmosphere: We don't pay enough to expect you to dress up.Must be deadline-oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.Some overtime required: Some overtime each night and each weekend.Duties will vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.Must have an eye for detail: We have no quality control.Career-minded: Female applicants must be childless (and stay that way).Apply in person: If you're old, fat or ugly, you'll be told the position has been filled.No phonecalls please: We've filled the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality.Seeking candidates with a variety of work experiences: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.Problem-solving skills a must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.Requires team leadership skills: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.Good communications skills: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.                                                                                                                                                                              

Love it.....                                                                                                                                                                             

  This job ad' made me laugh   'Web Frontend Developer'   Why did it make me laugh? cos I read it as   Web-footed Developer     There is no hope for me, I've been to Specsavers TWICE and they henned up my script both times   Yours sincerely Ms Magoo                                                                                                                                                                                   

Microsoft Office an advantage   - unless you can train our muppets to use Word and Excel, forget it!                                                                                                                                                                             

  Two more ads with spelling errors   'must have attention to dteail'   and   'looking for someone capable of ruining an office'