My apologies to Ian for forgetting to tell him I had moved this thread to this forum.                                                                                                                                                                             

A Giddy Kipper ? is that a kipper thats been on a roundabout                                                                                                                                                                               

I like tongue in cheek ideas.   How about this one for an exclusive motorcycle club   http://w6rec.com/duane/bmw/club/index.htm                                                                                                                                                                                 

better a giddy kipper than an old trout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Old trout! Where! You got me worried there!
                                                                                                                                                                             

It's behind you!                                                                                                                                                                             

Wow watch your back Mr Neale                                                                                                                                                                               

The ex did prefer to be called she no it. But thats why I divorced it.                                                                                                                                                                             

Ok Bobkat if i must be a giddy kipper then so be it!!!

Won't be at arran thou darlin, and a good job really or giddy kipper could very easily turn into slapping someone very hard around the face with a wet salmon!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

can I be a  " reppik yddig" ?
                                                                                                                                                                             

syadseuT no ylnO                                                                                                                                                                             

ewa ton doog                                                                                                                                                                              

Ian - get that handshake sorted.

Just don't forget that giddy 'little' people need to be able to reach!                                                                                                                                                                             

Hmm a secret giddy kipper hand shake interesting very interesting                                                                                                                                                                              

Must be something to do with the inner circle                                                                                                                                                                             

more like inner flat, as for the handshake, merely a slap                                                                                                                                                                             

This was emailed to me from a friend in the states. Old Cemeteries A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries... Some fascinating things on old tombstones! ============================= In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. ============================= On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only the good die young. ============================= In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery: Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. =============================== In a Ruidoso, New Mexico , cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon him for not rising. =============================== A lawyer's epitaph in England : Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange. ================================= John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England , cemetery: Reader, if cash thou art in want of any, Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny. ================================== In a cemetery in Hartscombe , England : On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. ================================ On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket , Massachusetts : Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod, Pease shelled out and went to God. ================================== In a cemetery in England : Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. (To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.)                                                                                                                                                                             

Hmm I go round grave yards reading the grave stone just thinking of the years that had gone by since the person had died its facinating.

You better check to see if your friends ok if he's in a state
                                                                                                                                                                             

Me!Me!Me!

As from today i am officially a kiddy kipper withe the permission and invitation of Ian1966....yaaaayyyy!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Is there 2 clubs on the go ?

Giddy Kipper

Kiddy kipper - isnt this one against the law ?