HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not difficult... To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be: 01. a friend 02. a companion 03. a lover 04. a brother 05. a father 06. a master 07. a chef 08. an electrician 09. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 5 2 . Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:- 01. Feed him 02. Shag him 03. Leave him in peace                                                                                                                                                                              

see we are the simple spieces unlike you women which take a lot of work ..  ( I better stop here before i dig a big hole )   Ok ladies your all good things ( in one way or another )                                                                                                                                                                             

See! You're learning                                                                                                                                                                              

ok cbr thats easy enough we can do all that & some of us do but what happens then ?               we get a kick in the nuts for being possessive & not giving you your own space                                                                                                                                                                              

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:- 01. Feed him 02. Shag him 03. Leave him in peace ============= Not necessarily in that order lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Hey what about the shopping,cleaning,cooking and ironing?  a small price to pay for the lengthy list mentioned it takes a guy to get through to make a woman happy!                                                                                                                                                                               

Hey what about the shopping,cleaning,cooking and ironing?    What about it? lol                                                                                                                                                                              

Already bloody done it!! Don't you ever notice?                                                                                                                                                                              

I GOT TWO OUT OF 51?????????                                                                                                                                                                             

  There are 52 lol                                                                                                                                                                              

WELL I G                                                                                                                                                                             

well i got 2 out of 52                                                                                                                                                                             

Which 2?                                                                                                                                                                              

y do female's want 2 change a man when we r already perfect?                                                                                                                                                                              

Easy way to make your love life sweet; Dont try to understand 'em just love e'm                                                                                                                                                                               

Hi thefurry1 that's a bit general init? Not ALL us women are like that. PML @ already perfect   What's the point of trying to change anyone? they wouldn't be themselves, may as well call it quits and try to find someone who it does work with.   it aint just some women who try to change men, some men do that too.   Cassie, if I tried to understand em I'd never be able to love em lol                                                                                                                                                                               

Hi thefurry1 that's a bit general init? Not ALL us women are like that. PML @ already perfect   What's the point of trying to change anyone? they wouldn't be themselves, may as well call it quits and try to find someone who it does work with.   it aint just some women who try to change men, some men do that too.   Cassie, if I tried to understand em I'd never be able to love em lol                                                                                                                                                                               

Tell u what, if the men did a list; 1, how long would it be 2; if it had 50 things on it how many of us would get 2 out of 50 3, we would all get full marks............                                                                                                                                                                             

  Yea but what if the list was full of negatives? Would we all get full marks then? lol (deafened by sound of most men shouting 'too bloomin right') lol                                                                                                                                                                                 

Its easy how to make a woman happy,,, Send her round to mine..LOL