9 Words Women Use 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying "Go to Hell" 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.                                                                                                                                                                             

  nice one cbrb.  wot about this one.  1.  iv had that ages:    This is wot a woman says when they buy new clothes.                                                                                                                                                                             

Absolutely!!! clever man!                                                                                                                                                                             

yeah ive used that one before Gixxer, it is usually followed by "surely youve seen me wearing it",   always remember to take the price tag off girls.                                                                                                                                                                             

  yeah specially off bottom of shoes ah . lol.                                                                                                                                                                             

u didnt say what the right replie is 4 the does my bum look big in this!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

  Reply1: Your bum IS big (earns a clip round the ear 'ole) Reply2: In what? (earns a drity look, or a look of exasperation) Reply3: No dear, you look lovely (earns a look of disbelief, and another hours wait while she tries on something else)   Moral: Ya can't win!                                                                                                                                                                               

Is there anything we can do right then girls??                                                                                                                                                                              

Sometimes!                                                                                                                                                                              

Quote Oggy: Is there anything we can do right then girls??   Yup...   Snore Fart Belch Get slaughtered (ale) Lose way (no sense of direction, unless there's a long-legged, busty blonde leading the way, then your sense of direction is spot on)  Order take-away Loads more but that would get edited out   Aww only kiddin' lads, there's loads of stuff you do VERY WELL, well some of ya                                                                                                                                                                                   

Now listen here! I wear the trousers in Casa Rattler (Well only when she who has to be obeyed is out)                                                                                                                                                                               

Here's one, when women say something ending in "about" i.e. How's about.... or  What about...    The rest is a direct order   i.e How about we dont cook tonight ............you going the chippy! or What about a lighter colour.....................you're painting it magnolia!                                                                                                                                                                             

  Mmm that reminds me of a roundtoit   ya know, when she asks him "when are you going to do...."?   and he say "I'll get around to it"                                                                                                                                                                                

 @ Arf, clever lad                                                                                                                                                                              

Following on from what Kwak says that there are loads of things men can do well, well there is but us women can do them a lot better, twice as quick and with half the mess.   Theres a lot of scope for the imagination there!                                                                                                                                                                             

At least we can read maps. Oh I nealry forgot what was that in the news a couple of months ago? Oh yes a woman drove down a jetty because her sat=nav told her to .                                                                                                                                                                              

Oh wow   just one isolated incident   what more can i say                                                                                                                                                                             

  hey! Ratty, I can read maps, I'm very good at map reading, its you guys that get lost all the time, except when we tell ya to lol                                                                                                                                                                               

Ive never been lost Ive visited unscheduled places and sometimes intended loctions have moved to upset me but i was always exactly where i intended to be                                                                                                                                                                             

hey cbr !you should have said whatever!!now i think theres a storm comin!!