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16 Posts | Latest reply on 08/12/2011 01:19:19 by kaycat | Go to original / last post

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centurion

In: Catterick Garris
Posts: 636

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS 1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread!

Message posted by centurion on 13 November 2011 at 16:12

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centurion @ 13/11/2011 16:12:28

bandit lover

In: Birmingham
Posts: 7765

Read these on another site....still very good though

Message posted by bandit lover on 13 November 2011 at 17:31

bandit lover @ 13/11/2011 17:31:37

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

6: Do you want stuffing?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 13 November 2011 at 22:37

Deleted Member @ 13/11/2011 22:37:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

7: Do you fancy something to nibble? I've got some cheesy balls.
8: That's a big bird!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 November 2011 at 22:20

Deleted Member @ 14/11/2011 22:20:38

Stroggyman

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1452

9 want to pull on this

Message posted by Stroggyman on 14 November 2011 at 22:37

Stroggyman @ 14/11/2011 22:37:43

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

Did santa slip you one under the tree

Message posted by Littlefecker on 15 November 2011 at 00:59

Littlefecker @ 15/11/2011 00:59:48

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

11. Can I have a look inside your stocking?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 November 2011 at 16:08

Deleted Member @ 15/11/2011 16:08:54

feistygirl

In: Rochdale
Posts: 1228

12. Oh... that's a big one

Message posted by feistygirl on 15 November 2011 at 16:34

feistygirl @ 15/11/2011 16:34:54

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Santa is blushing! lol

Message posted by Sandi on 15 November 2011 at 23:06

Sandi @ 15/11/2011 23:06:23

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

13: I pulled mine before we ate, can I grab the end of yours?

Everything else I can think of goes beyond innuendo and straight into filthy talk. I'm resigning from this thread whilst I'm ahead(ish) :)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 November 2011 at 12:22

Deleted Member @ 28/11/2011 12:22:43

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

14. Do you want to pull my wishbone?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 28 November 2011 at 20:18

Deleted Member @ 28/11/2011 20:18:07

Stroggyman

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1452

15 would you like some breast

Message posted by Stroggyman on 29 November 2011 at 00:12

Stroggyman @ 29/11/2011 00:12:37

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

16. Did Santa empty his sack for you

Message posted by Littlefecker on 06 December 2011 at 11:22

Littlefecker @ 06/12/2011 11:22:03

Littlefecker

In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790

17. I think your balls are hanging too low 18. Santa's sack is really bulging 19. Did u get any under the tree

Message posted by Littlefecker on 06 December 2011 at 12:53

Littlefecker @ 06/12/2011 12:53:42

Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

Whose bed am I sleeping in LOL

Message posted by Alice2 on 08 December 2011 at 00:43

Alice2 @ 08/12/2011 00:43:40

kaycat

In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6331

thats a craker

you pull the other end

it only a chipperlater

stuffing sound like a good idear

Message posted by kaycat on 08 December 2011 at 01:19

kaycat @ 08/12/2011 01:19:19

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