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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Sock Gremlins Really Do Exist....

Do One Legged Bankrobbers Buy Tights Or Stockings?

Message posted by jinx57 on 05 September 2016 at 21:24

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Ragnar

In: London
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They buy stockings so can use the other leg has a cosh.

The Who had Pictures of Lily, the Beatles had a Yellow Submarine.
So what did the Rolling Stones have?

Message posted by Ragnar on 06 September 2016 at 13:25

Ragnar @ 06/09/2016 13:25:21

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

A Little Red Rooster,of course..:)>

Coq Au Vin or KFC ?

Message posted by jinx57 on 06 September 2016 at 14:21

jinx57 @ 06/09/2016 14:21:27

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chicken hot pot every time!

How come glue sticks better to me than it does to where it's supposed to?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 September 2016 at 17:27

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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

well that is just cos you is talented :-)

Should I have any more sugar today?

Message posted by rowanblossom on 07 September 2016 at 14:30

rowanblossom @ 07/09/2016 14:30:01

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
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I'll tell you if you come down off the ceiling...:)>

Should I have brought flypaper?

Message posted by jinx57 on 07 September 2016 at 15:27

jinx57 @ 07/09/2016 15:27:19

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Best ask the flies!

Deputy Dawg Vs Yogi Bear in a race - who wins?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 08 September 2016 at 17:26

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Whosoever's feet are fleetest....:)>

Should Muttley Sack Dastardley?

Message posted by jinx57 on 08 September 2016 at 21:16

jinx57 @ 08/09/2016 21:16:13

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Yep cos he never wins the race.

What/who did Olwyn dream of?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 September 2016 at 14:46

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Giants...as her father was one...perhaps smaller shoe and clothes sizes?

Would white feet help?

Message posted by jinx57 on 14 September 2016 at 14:55

jinx57 @ 14/09/2016 14:55:01

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yep - 'twould save wearing the washing of white socks.

Soup - who invented it?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 September 2016 at 15:57

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Whores...hence you have brothels :)>

Favourite Soup?

Message posted by jinx57 on 14 September 2016 at 21:31

jinx57 @ 14/09/2016 21:31:30

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Cullen skink.......mmmmmm!

Why do we close our eyes when we go to sleep?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 September 2016 at 23:09

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Some people do.....however.....:)>

Why is snoring not recognised as sleep-singing ?:/

Message posted by jinx57 on 16 September 2016 at 09:19

jinx57 @ 16/09/2016 09:19:12

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Because if someone was snoring next to you, you'd be wide awake and definitely wouldn't be singing!

Ever ridden a tandem pushbike?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 September 2016 at 19:21

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rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

Nope, but I do fancy learning to ride a unicycle

Can a man ever look good in lycra?

Message posted by rowanblossom on 16 September 2016 at 23:01

rowanblossom @ 16/09/2016 23:01:56

jinx57

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Posts: 28149

If he's my shape then,NO..:)>

Why do women look so good in Lycra?

Message posted by jinx57 on 18 September 2016 at 09:42

jinx57 @ 18/09/2016 09:42:35

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Because it's the law!

Coffee - instant or perky?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 September 2016 at 11:28

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Either...Just make it black,strong and two brown sugars....oh and rich teas would be good too..:)

Rich Tea Or Digestive..?

Message posted by jinx57 on 19 September 2016 at 11:38

jinx57 @ 19/09/2016 11:38:51

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Digestive (chocolate coated with a slab of cheese on top, food of the gods!!)

Wealthy in - health or money?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 September 2016 at 15:32

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