Thanks Kwak,
 
From now on when people complain about my disjointed misorganised life-style I shal not rise up and smite them. No. I will simply smile serenely and say, " I am not a F***wit, am 'Beautifully Chaotic'. 

 
How's that for an alternative handle.
 
Cheers for that Kwak, it's now doing the rounds through my mail box