I've just found my standing in the family household. Everyone in the family has gone away for a couple of weeks which has left me on my own and has given the chance to have a few cheeky fags, few beers in the week, ready meals etc etc which is nice. However before she went away she asked me not to go out on my bike too much. I asked her why, her reply was who is going to feed the animals if I had an accident. I was hoping she was joking!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Hate to disappoint you Dave, but I doubt very much she was joking                                                                                                                                                                              

Sell them... animals not ur wife

*cough cough*
                                                                                                                                                                             

LOL .. I would have given my mother a spare key to check up ... on the animals                                                                                                                                                                               

I can sympathise entirely... No fags No booze No takeaways Not too much biking   Just get a few strippers in                                                                                                                                                                             

Well if she is that concerned she could have taken them so you could really enjoy the week                                                                                                                                                                              

She know's I won't listen to her, I think that's why she said it....she  has to have the last word!! Madscot,  If I had my way I would sell the bloody lot, took me an hour to sort the bloody animals out and still don;t know if i've done them all :)                                                                                                                                                                             

In the words of Bob Marley  No woman.......No cry!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Dave, how has she been allowed to go away, when she clearly has respomsibilities                                                                                                                                                                              

Beleive me Clarksee , it's better she does what she wants as i do really and to be honest i'm quite independant and love to have the freedom of doing all the bad things I gave up when i got hitched!, only kidding she's not a bad 'un                                                                                                                                                                             

she reads the forum often then                                                                                                                                                                               

lol, she doesn't but she is on about getting a bike, so i'm sure she will do soon
                                                                                                                                                                             

did'nt mick jagger sing about this - under her thumb - or something like that
                                                                                                                                                                             

  ...a few cheeky fags   Maybe you should update your profile Dave? it states 'non smoker', also says 'tell you later' in the status part, if your Missus sees that you may get earache lol                                                                                                                                                                                  

well spotted sandi !!! another tell you later status huh ??? oo i wonder why guys do that.

                                                                                                                                                                             

It's because we're too lazy to change the drop down lists ;p                                                                                                                                                                              

and more than a few girls do the same, and not just under status!                                                                                                                                                                             

Dare say they do oldyeti but i sure aint one of em , ive got nothing to hide or lie about!!! .

Never once have i used the phrase Tell you later !!, to me it just indicates that some people are happy to deceive.

                                                                                                                                                                             

Weren't shovels invented for to many animals??????                                                                                                                                                                             

oops I meant 'too'