How to tell the sex of a fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 
 
"What are you doing?" she asked.  
 
"Hunting Flies" he responded. 
 
"Oh! Killing any?" she asked. 
 
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
 
 
 
 
Intrigued, she asked: "How can you tell them apart?"
 
He replied:"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone". 
                                                                                                                                                                             
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lol good one how you doing did you get to the amnes tea in the park                                                                                                                                                                              
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