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17 Posts | Latest reply on 17/07/2011 17:42:24 by Electricbadger | Go to original / last post

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Electricbadger

In: Nottingham
Posts: 29

Just walked into the kitchen and found that I'd left the fridge door open for the past 2 hours and because the fridge light was the only one on I now have a fridge full of insects. I'm not a veggie so that's not a problem but I am on a diet - anybody know how many calories there are in a gnat?

Message posted by Electricbadger on 16 July 2011 at 22:17

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Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 22:17:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Well, according to one quote, Gnats are low cal and pure protein! It takes 1250 gnats to = 1 gram of protein though. Hope you've got enough. Enjoy!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 July 2011 at 22:31

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Electricbadger

In: Nottingham
Posts: 29

Hmmmm. Maybe I need to leave the door open a bit longer.

Message posted by Electricbadger on 16 July 2011 at 22:33

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 22:33:15

Deleted Member

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I would!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 July 2011 at 22:34

Deleted Member @ 16/07/2011 22:34:40

bkr

In: North West lancs
Posts: 3061

exchange original bulb for uv bulb entice more in.

Message posted by bkr on 16 July 2011 at 22:44

bkr @ 16/07/2011 22:44:25

gixergal

In: North East Linco
Posts: 650

Totally agree with you onthebikeagiain, not only would it entice more gnats in but could lure the odd moth too... LOL

Message posted by gixergal on 16 July 2011 at 22:56

gixergal @ 16/07/2011 22:56:50

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

Get some tree frogs theywill eat em for u or is that fruit flies they like lol

Message posted by earthwind on 16 July 2011 at 23:00

earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:00:10

bkr

In: North West lancs
Posts: 3061

And their predators the odd spider if you cant find one look on the web

Message posted by bkr on 16 July 2011 at 23:05

bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:05:35

gixergal

In: North East Linco
Posts: 650

...."look on the web"

Classic LOL

Message posted by gixergal on 16 July 2011 at 23:09

gixergal @ 16/07/2011 23:09:03

Electricbadger

In: Nottingham
Posts: 29

Moths?, frogs?, spiders?

It's a fridge not a bloody zoo !

Alright, I admit it would be a bit of a crap zoo.

Message posted by Electricbadger on 16 July 2011 at 23:13

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 23:13:14

bkr

In: North West lancs
Posts: 3061

well keep door shut then !!!

Message posted by bkr on 16 July 2011 at 23:21

bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:21:10

Electricbadger

In: Nottingham
Posts: 29

There's so much wildlife in there now I don't think I can get the door shut!

Message posted by Electricbadger on 16 July 2011 at 23:28

Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 23:28:46

bkr

In: North West lancs
Posts: 3061

Blame it on the tree frogs keep kicking door open

Message posted by bkr on 16 July 2011 at 23:40

bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:40:53

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

and the crickets they got strong back legs mmmm

Message posted by earthwind on 16 July 2011 at 23:52

earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:52:38

harry worth

In: west London
Posts: 379

No need to worry about the "zoo crap" unless the mice join in. Nuke

Message posted by harry worth on 17 July 2011 at 13:47

harry worth @ 17/07/2011 13:47:17

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

Boody sneaks up behind badger with a big net and shiny new jacket with buckles on!!!! after 3 ok?

Message posted by Boodyblues on 17 July 2011 at 14:38

Boodyblues @ 17/07/2011 14:38:06

Electricbadger

In: Nottingham
Posts: 29

I had one of those jackets, it was nice. A bugger to ride the bike in though.

I'll go sit in the room with the nice padded wallpaper.

Message posted by Electricbadger on 17 July 2011 at 17:42

Electricbadger @ 17/07/2011 17:42:24

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