Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room   Dr Strangelove                                                                                                                                                                             

Never criticise somebody until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way when you DO criticise them you are a mile away.
And you have their shoes.                                                                                                                                                                             

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty- five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

Douglas Adams

The Lord replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
                                                                                                                                                                             

Homer, "What's the matter boy?"

Bart, "It's this homework; it's got to be handed in tomorrow and I just can't do it, no matter how many times I try!"

Homer, "Listen son, take some advice from your old Dad.  If something is too hard to do the first time you try, then it just isn't worth doing.  Now put that down, come over here, sit on the sofa and watch tv."

Bart, "Why, what's on?"

Homer, "It doesn't matter."                                                                                                                                                                             

The most important things in life aren't things                                                                                                                                                                              

Obviously your ambition outweighs your talent                                                                                                                                                                             

Good one ayjay. Similar to “Your ambitions are getting mixed up with your capabilities.”
                                                                                                                                                                             

A boodyism >>.

do the hampsters that run on the wheel in your brain get tired?                                                                                                                                                                             

    'I is what I is and that's all that I is'.......Popeye the Sailorman                                                                                                                                                                             

That's tremendous Frank W! I forgot all about Popeye, esp singing ....I climb up the steeples and pee on the peeples...! lol                                                                                                                                                                              

What colour is the sky on your world``                                                                                                                                                                             

“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”                                                                                                                                                                             

First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Pastor Martin Niemöller  Victim of the Nazi's

 How many of us day today turn our heads,look away or look at the ground "Cos it's just not my fight"  "Or well it's not my problem "   

 Should guilt us all into a little more action !!!! 
By: 

                                                                                                                                                                             

Women should be obscene and not heard.   Groucho Marx                                                                                                                                                                               

You're only young once....but you can be immature all your life :)
                                                                                                                                                                             

"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts" --- einstein :)                                                                                                                                                                             

"work is the scourge of a drinking man" graffitti in Royal Liverpool Hospital, probably written by junior doctor                                                                                                                                                                             

"work  -  curse of the drinking classes" oscar wilde i think!! xx                                                                                                                                                                             

don't assume, it'll make an ASS out of U and ME