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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Quote FMOH: sorry not true I only fart and pee in the bath farsts make more soap suds pee warms the water so I can stay in longer When I read that I got an image of Steptoe when he was sat in the sink having a wash and dried himself on the net curtains ROFPML

Message posted by Sandi on 27 May 2007 at 18:22

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fatmanonholiday

In: leeds
Posts: 20

no I just open the bathroom window and dry naturally saves on washing towels

Message posted by fatmanonholiday on 27 May 2007 at 18:47

fatmanonholiday @ 27/05/2007 18:47:48

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

a naked man anywhere in my house would be cool as long as the kids were away

Message posted by earthwind on 27 May 2007 at 18:47

earthwind @ 27/05/2007 18:47:59

hilda123

In: Melton Mowbray
Posts: 135

Hey earth wind ;+) you got the same idea as me!!! Just had some time to myself without kids but nobody wanted to play!!!! Well nobody that I hinted at anyway!!! doh! my hints were a bit too suttle!! me finks!!! I'll have to keep trying! ;+) Any how Thomsodiane 3 for the price of two sounds even better!!!!! I hope the neighbours are friendly fatmanonholiday! lmao!!!!

Message posted by hilda123 on 27 May 2007 at 20:07

hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 20:07:02

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Quote FMOH: no I just open the bathroom window and dry naturally saves on washing towels I think ya should change your name to Scrooge

Message posted by Sandi on 27 May 2007 at 20:11

Sandi @ 27/05/2007 20:11:52

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

hey ladies, bung me a cuppa and a bacon sarnie and i'll come round and do your housework for ya,,,nekkid

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 20:14

whoops @ 27/05/2007 20:14:22

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

What!? No boxers? Sheesh, leave something for me imagination. How crispy do ya want ya bacon?

Message posted by Sandi on 27 May 2007 at 20:20

Sandi @ 27/05/2007 20:20:14

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

i'll have me pinny on....and a pair of flip-flops, i heard that chicks dig those....lol

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 20:21

whoops @ 27/05/2007 20:21:28

hilda123

In: Melton Mowbray
Posts: 135

oooohhhhhh u tease!!! Well ladies what do u reckon?????!!

Get ya dusters out???

Message posted by hilda123 on 27 May 2007 at 20:23

hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 20:23:22

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

omg!, dusters at ten paces?.....(the sound of running feet...)

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 20:24

whoops @ 27/05/2007 20:24:37

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Oo I say Hilda! I aint getting my DUSTERS out for no one

Message posted by Sandi on 27 May 2007 at 20:25

Sandi @ 27/05/2007 20:25:06

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Typical man! says 'I'll be NEKKID' then says 'I'll have me pinny on'

Message posted by Sandi on 27 May 2007 at 20:27

Sandi @ 27/05/2007 20:27:40

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

LMAO!, (the sound of running feet, coming back though...)

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 20:28

whoops @ 27/05/2007 20:28:38

hilda123

In: Melton Mowbray
Posts: 135

don't tell me you play tiddly winks nekkid 2?!

Message posted by hilda123 on 27 May 2007 at 20:49

hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 20:49:19

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

lol, nah, way too dangerous...mistakes can be made....

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 20:51

whoops @ 27/05/2007 20:51:31

hilda123

In: Melton Mowbray
Posts: 135

ouch

I almost felt that!!!!!! lmao

Message posted by hilda123 on 27 May 2007 at 20:54

hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 20:54:25

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

almost, but not quite...unless you're hiding summit??

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 20:55

whoops @ 27/05/2007 20:55:23

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

so housework naked eh thats interesting woosh LOL

Message posted by earthwind on 27 May 2007 at 21:08

earthwind @ 27/05/2007 21:08:45

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

finished with my husband coz he wouldnt help me clean my bike smetimes i think im insane and then i realise im alright can you hel me tra la la sang to t tune of the above with ifferent lyrics Hilda you want t see if he cleans properly into the corners

Message posted by earthwind on 27 May 2007 at 21:12

earthwind @ 27/05/2007 21:12:43

whoops

In: warmingham
Posts: 67

earthwind, you're more than alright, if i had the time and funds i'd love to join ya on your big trip, i reckon your gonna have a fantastic time! and hey, see for yourself if i can do a good job!!....lol

Message posted by whoops on 27 May 2007 at 21:17

whoops @ 27/05/2007 21:17:46

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