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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...._

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...._ If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

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drobess

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Ive got a clock like that as well, except it doesnt fart

Message posted by drobess on 26 January 2011 at 16:51

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Alice2

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Thanks for the much-needed giggle LOL

I love this site

Message posted by Alice2 on 26 January 2011 at 18:19

Alice2 @ 26/01/2011 18:19:18

kfoggy67

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xlent lol

Message posted by kfoggy67 on 26 January 2011 at 19:43

kfoggy67 @ 26/01/2011 19:43:44

Karey

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.. brilliant!

Message posted by Karey on 26 January 2011 at 19:49

Karey @ 26/01/2011 19:49:33

kwakgirl

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lol but it would be so much easier to just say see you when i get in..... pissed!

Message posted by kwakgirl on 26 January 2011 at 21:42

kwakgirl @ 26/01/2011 21:42:27

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Like that tee hee.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 January 2011 at 22:38

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2011 22:38:04

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I know a few woman like that.. very good

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 January 2011 at 23:12

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2011 23:12:20

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Oh I did titter

Message posted by Deleted Member on 26 January 2011 at 23:19

Deleted Member @ 26/01/2011 23:19:30

Nutkin68

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love it !!!!!!!!!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 26 January 2011 at 23:21

Nutkin68 @ 26/01/2011 23:21:38

old red

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Excellent Celtic

Message posted by old red on 26 January 2011 at 23:59

old red @ 26/01/2011 23:59:00

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But if she was really talented she could have lit it, classy.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 27 January 2011 at 00:02

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Nutkin68

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Message posted by Nutkin68 on 27 January 2011 at 00:03

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Nutkin68

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Message posted by Nutkin68 on 27 January 2011 at 00:03

Nutkin68 @ 27/01/2011 00:03:49

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