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7 Posts | Latest reply on 22/01/2011 13:04:49 by mungybear | Go to original / last post

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The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F**k You.' The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And . Last ... But not least ... The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self. PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own !!!

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kwakgirl

In: Kilmarnock
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classic! and very true!

Message posted by kwakgirl on 20 January 2011 at 16:01

kwakgirl @ 20/01/2011 16:01:22

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Nice one

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Deleted Member @ 20/01/2011 16:06:46

paneurojim

In: glasgow
Posts: 259

tops

Message posted by paneurojim on 20 January 2011 at 16:47

paneurojim @ 20/01/2011 16:47:12

Big Twin

In: Newark
Posts: 203

I seemed to have missed stages one through three at some point perhaps that's why I'm single now

Message posted by Big Twin on 20 January 2011 at 18:03

Big Twin @ 20/01/2011 18:03:34

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Still laughing, brill

Message posted by Deleted Member on 22 January 2011 at 11:49

Deleted Member @ 22/01/2011 11:49:00

mungybear

In: grantham
Posts: 87

smurf sex....happy days lol

Message posted by mungybear on 22 January 2011 at 13:04

mungybear @ 22/01/2011 13:04:49

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