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Deleted Member

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Little Johnny was walking home from school with his Mum, telling her about his day... 'Mummy, at play time I saw Daddy's car go into the woods, Aunty Jackie was with him.' 'Oh' said Mum, ' carry on' 'Then, me and Timmy sneaked out and followed them and saw them kissing and...' 'Stop' said Mum, 'why don't you save your story and tell us all tonight so Daddy can hear it too.' So, at the table that night, little Johnny told them... 'I saw Daddy's car go into the woods near school and me and Timmy went into the woods, we saw Daddy kissing Aunty Jackie then they took all their clothes off and did that thing what Mummy and Uncle Bob do when Daddy's at work.' Mum fainted........... The moral of the story is: Women should always listen and let people finish before interrupting!

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Deleted Member

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Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 January 2011 at 20:55

Deleted Member @ 18/01/2011 20:55:15

old red

In: Norwich
Posts: 1648

Nice one Jan

..Truth is they,ll always interrupt, no matter what!!

Message posted by old red on 18 January 2011 at 20:55

old red @ 18/01/2011 20:55:55

violetinferno

In: Hull
Posts: 264

teehee xx

Message posted by violetinferno on 18 January 2011 at 21:06

violetinferno @ 18/01/2011 21:06:14

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Whose side are you on Sox? lol

Message posted by Sandi on 18 January 2011 at 22:58

Sandi @ 18/01/2011 22:58:49

yamahama

In: leicestershire
Posts: 1606

she's on the side of truth

Message posted by yamahama on 18 January 2011 at 23:05

yamahama @ 18/01/2011 23:05:45

Deleted Member

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now now peeps, will have you know, I'm neutral, well with jokes anyway

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 January 2011 at 19:34

Deleted Member @ 19/01/2011 19:34:02

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