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kazninja

In: nottingham
Posts: 470

just read this and made me smile............. Youre on a super sports bike in custom race colours with a tasty pipe and youre dressed like a technicolour parody of a MotoGP front runner. As you pass through the next village, you may as well punch an old lady in the face and piss on a traffic cops' shoes. The more neutral your bike and your colours the better your chances of looking innocent on a bike.

Message posted by kazninja on 05 January 2011 at 11:52

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Nicholls

In: stalybridge
Posts: 42

POWER-RANGERS!

Message posted by Nicholls on 05 January 2011 at 13:38

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GreasyTony

In: Camberley
Posts: 1325

No matter how neutral the colour I wore, dont think it would make me look innocent Kaz. 'Tony Innocent' That's got a nice ring to it

Message posted by GreasyTony on 05 January 2011 at 14:20

GreasyTony @ 05/01/2011 14:20:03

julie j

In: Harrogate
Posts: 1581

mmm innocent, not sure I can pull that one off although I did get away with a telling off last time. I really think they leave you alone if you are wearing high viz.

Message posted by julie j on 05 January 2011 at 15:53

julie j @ 05/01/2011 15:53:33

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

i just point at the rider and say > it was im hossifer!! Wink

Message posted by Boodyblues on 05 January 2011 at 16:17

Boodyblues @ 05/01/2011 16:17:21

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Julie's right. Stick on a yellow jacket and the Gestapo don't look twice lol.

I did a safety audit near Hull late last year which I went to on the bike. Large white and red bike, black leathers and hi viz jacket and even the copper who attended thought I was a bike cop at first lol!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 05 January 2011 at 17:09

geoffb2005 @ 05/01/2011 17:09:36

yamahama

In: leicestershire
Posts: 1606

boring bike and top box help as well

Message posted by yamahama on 05 January 2011 at 17:24

yamahama @ 05/01/2011 17:24:57

Paj1369

In: Pickering (York)
Posts: 229

Hehe,.. dunno about innocent, but a part marked up ST13 or BMW works wonders if you don't see the fun polizei in time, they usually don't even bother lookin thru the lazer/speed zapper thingy

Message posted by Paj1369 on 05 January 2011 at 20:07

Paj1369 @ 05/01/2011 20:07:24

old red

In: Norwich
Posts: 1648

<-------As innocent as they come

....honest!

Message posted by old red on 05 January 2011 at 20:15

old red @ 05/01/2011 20:15:26

madscots

In: Edinburgh
Posts: 1319

I got FJR (same as my local cops now have), orange bib and white helmet nae hassles from anyone lol Trouble is I pulled up to bike cops the other day and he went oh so it's you... your park your bike at ****, don't think I can hide then lol

Message posted by madscots on 06 January 2011 at 00:22

madscots @ 06/01/2011 00:22:16

Big Twin

In: Newark
Posts: 203

Big Boring Bike loads of boxes and Hi Viz

Message posted by Big Twin on 06 January 2011 at 07:16

Big Twin @ 06/01/2011 07:16:27

kaycat

In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6331

hi viz welcome to b/m

Message posted by kaycat on 06 January 2011 at 07:56

kaycat @ 06/01/2011 07:56:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Hiya iv tryed innocent dont work for me so now I get stopped pay the on the spot fine for small number plate and stubby exhaust

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 January 2011 at 09:32

Deleted Member @ 06/01/2011 09:32:58

kwakgirl

In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402

no no no....the way to do it is learn the correct moment to unzip your jacket after they have pulled you over ....oh and obviously what you wear underneath the "power rangers" suit! that way innocence is the last thing on their minds!

but i am still ticketless! lol lol

Message posted by kwakgirl on 06 January 2011 at 12:18

kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 12:18:27

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

lol@kwakgirl I dont think that would work for me

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 January 2011 at 14:15

Deleted Member @ 06/01/2011 14:15:52

kwakgirl

In: Kilmarnock
Posts: 1402

how do you know!???

you might prefer the ticket though!

Message posted by kwakgirl on 06 January 2011 at 16:26

kwakgirl @ 06/01/2011 16:26:12

DynaToon

In: Consett
Posts: 464

Oops, fell into this thread by mistake, off to the unfriendly thread to be un-innocent and horrible Evil Smile

Message posted by DynaToon on 06 January 2011 at 18:55

DynaToon @ 06/01/2011 18:55:22

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I don't have to try to be innocent ........... I already am *cough*

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 January 2011 at 18:58

Deleted Member @ 06/01/2011 18:58:29

DynaToon

In: Consett
Posts: 464

as innocent as a Pork chop in a synagogue LOL

Message posted by DynaToon on 06 January 2011 at 18:59

DynaToon @ 06/01/2011 18:59:46

honda baby

In: Belper
Posts: 357

when i walk into my local in hi viz jacket, they all start lookin shifty and beg me to take it off

no probs overtakin when out ...a lot of folks pull over cus they think your the law

Message posted by honda baby on 06 January 2011 at 22:12

honda baby @ 06/01/2011 22:12:39

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