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wheelbarrow

In: Cardigan
Posts: 750

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.  After 50, they are like onions'
Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.  In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.  After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'.

Message posted by wheelbarrow on 03 December 2010 at 22:48

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Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

& the woman wins again !!!

Message posted by Deleted User on 04 December 2010 at 10:49

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shadowguyver

In: Boston
Posts: 303

us men rally have no hope with women

we never win

Message posted by shadowguyver on 04 December 2010 at 11:27

shadowguyver @ 04/12/2010 11:27:43

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

LOL & the earlier that you guys learn that ... the easier your life will be Thumbs Up

Message posted by Deleted User on 04 December 2010 at 11:53

Deleted User @ 04/12/2010 11:53:43

shadowguyver

In: Boston
Posts: 303

nnnnoooooooo sob sob

Message posted by shadowguyver on 04 December 2010 at 11:58

shadowguyver @ 04/12/2010 11:58:31

skinnylady

In: Doncaster
Posts: 523

Not quitw the same thread but similar: Why is a xhristmas tree better than a man? It stays up for 12 days and nights, has cute balls and looks good witht he lights on!!!

Message posted by skinnylady on 06 December 2010 at 21:37

skinnylady @ 06/12/2010 21:37:38

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Hehehehehe!!!! I like this thread!!! LOL

Message posted by VFRbabe on 06 December 2010 at 21:49

VFRbabe @ 06/12/2010 21:49:53

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