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12 Posts | Latest reply on 19/04/2007 17:24:39 by storm | Go to original / last post

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Moxey77

In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:  £ 1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH :  £ 2.50
HAND JOB:  £ 10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

Message posted by Moxey77 on 19 April 2007 at 05:04

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Moxey77 @ 19/04/2007 05:04:20

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

thats an old one

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 April 2007 at 05:18

Deleted Member @ 19/04/2007 05:18:38

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

sorry couldnt resist

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 April 2007 at 05:19

Deleted Member @ 19/04/2007 05:19:39

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 19 April 2007 at 05:29

Di @ 19/04/2007 05:29:41

witchiest

In: hinckley
Posts: 1570

i've never heard it b4!

Message posted by witchiest on 19 April 2007 at 08:30

witchiest @ 19/04/2007 08:30:23

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

nor me lol

Message posted by RC on 19 April 2007 at 12:14

RC @ 19/04/2007 12:14:59

firebladekid

In: norwich
Posts: 735

2 wheels frist time i heard that one great one

Message posted by firebladekid on 19 April 2007 at 13:16

firebladekid @ 19/04/2007 13:16:34

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

cool 2ws very funny

awww croc it just goes to show the old ones are always the best !!!!!

Message posted by storm on 19 April 2007 at 13:27

storm @ 19/04/2007 13:27:02

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Funny you should say that Storm. I am an old one.

Message posted by rubecula on 19 April 2007 at 14:17

rubecula @ 19/04/2007 14:17:50

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

We know!

Message posted by Di on 19 April 2007 at 14:28

Di @ 19/04/2007 14:28:57

wttgill

In: lichfield
Posts: 109

fantastic,....

Message posted by wttgill on 19 April 2007 at 14:47

wttgill @ 19/04/2007 14:47:12

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

awwww rube ya are the best to us mate tc

(i tell whoppers too )

Message posted by storm on 19 April 2007 at 17:24

storm @ 19/04/2007 17:24:39

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