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WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

what do you call A monkey with a bomb ? BABOOM ! sorry couldnt resist it

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 17 August 2010 at 19:52

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suzed2805

In: Gtr Manchester
Posts: 352

What do you call a three legged donkey............................ A wonkey !!!

Message posted by suzed2805 on 17 August 2010 at 20:08

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Q. What do you call a man with two left feet ?
A. Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 August 2010 at 20:37

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 20:37:54

VFRbabe

In: Skye
Posts: 164

Q. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A. Dug.

Q. What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A. Douglas.

Message posted by VFRbabe on 17 August 2010 at 20:54

VFRbabe @ 17/08/2010 20:54:34

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

wot do you call a bloke witha rabbit stuck up his bum? Warren.

Message posted by bluesbiker on 17 August 2010 at 21:28

bluesbiker @ 17/08/2010 21:28:43

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog? A barking ticket.

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 17 August 2010 at 21:30

WheelyNealy @ 17/08/2010 21:30:35

WheelyNealy

In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government? A civil serpent.

Message posted by WheelyNealy on 17 August 2010 at 21:47

WheelyNealy @ 17/08/2010 21:47:39

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 August 2010 at 22:12

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 22:12:06

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

What do you call an irish man who only reaches half way to your waist ............ anemic

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 August 2010 at 22:35

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 22:35:38

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Message posted by Sandi on 17 August 2010 at 22:36

Sandi @ 17/08/2010 22:36:50

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 17 August 2010 at 23:04

Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 23:04:18

suzed2805

In: Gtr Manchester
Posts: 352

what do you call a nun with a washer on her head............

sistermatic

Message posted by suzed2805 on 17 August 2010 at 23:25

suzed2805 @ 17/08/2010 23:25:36

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 August 2010 at 05:31

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 05:31:45

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

*creak* the sound of this thread cos the jokes are so old

Message posted by Sandi on 18 August 2010 at 05:37

Sandi @ 18/08/2010 05:37:49

Ian10

In: Castle Cary
Posts: 558

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Message posted by Ian10 on 18 August 2010 at 07:18

Ian10 @ 18/08/2010 07:18:37

suzed2805

In: Gtr Manchester
Posts: 352

what do you call a man wrapped in paper Russell

Message posted by suzed2805 on 18 August 2010 at 07:52

suzed2805 @ 18/08/2010 07:52:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

lmao good jokes but like kwak says they're really olllllllllddddddd!!! haha

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 August 2010 at 09:49

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 09:49:04

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

What do you call a Japanese lady with a food processor on her head? Blenda !

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 August 2010 at 10:52

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 10:52:04

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I warn you this is terrible......

Q. What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ?
A. A head banger!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 18 August 2010 at 14:55

Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 14:55:57

2Tdreamin

In: Rugby
Posts: 70

What dya call a bloke with a lump of dirt on his head? Peat.

Message posted by 2Tdreamin on 18 August 2010 at 19:37

2Tdreamin @ 18/08/2010 19:37:13

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