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Scrapyard monster

In: Forest of Dean
Posts: 52

Got a text message today from a mate wasn't sure what reply to give . anyone got some advice i can give him ? Hey mate really need yor advice for a serious problem! I suspected 4 awhile the misses has been cheating . The usual signs : phone rings no one there if i answer , going out with the grls a lot.. I try to stay awake to look out 4 her when she comes home but usually fall asleep. Anyway last night I hid in the shed behind the motorbike, when she got out of some ones car she was buttoning her blouse and she took panties out of her purse and slipped them on.It was at that moment crouched down behind the bike i noticed it ... a hairline crack in the engine mount is it something you could weld or do I need a new one. Well I didn't know he didn't say if it was ally or steel

Message posted by Scrapyard monster on 28 July 2010 at 22:05

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Alice2

In: York
Posts: 2585

good one SM

Message posted by Alice2 on 28 July 2010 at 22:09

Alice2 @ 28/07/2010 22:09:52

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

hahahaha i thought it was a serious post at first

Message posted by anneka56 on 28 July 2010 at 22:36

anneka56 @ 28/07/2010 22:36:29

ScarletKiss

In: Sheffield
Posts: 85

classic

Message posted by ScarletKiss on 28 July 2010 at 22:37

ScarletKiss @ 28/07/2010 22:37:23

Scrapyard monster

In: Forest of Dean
Posts: 52

it dragged me right in aswell i nearly peed just had to share and it took me ages to type with my 1 trained finger

Message posted by Scrapyard monster on 28 July 2010 at 22:47

Scrapyard monster @ 28/07/2010 22:47:33

anneka56

In: Stockport
Posts: 2525

well done lad

Message posted by anneka56 on 28 July 2010 at 22:52

anneka56 @ 28/07/2010 22:52:51

Frank W

In: Sheffield
Posts: 51

Excellent, I was just screwing on my sensible head when i got to the punchline!! Clap

Message posted by Frank W on 28 July 2010 at 23:15

Frank W @ 28/07/2010 23:15:39

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Scrappy you've got some odd mates

Message posted by Sandi on 28 July 2010 at 23:36

Sandi @ 28/07/2010 23:36:05

Brummie Jackie

In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609

Message posted by Brummie Jackie on 29 July 2010 at 09:23

Brummie Jackie @ 29/07/2010 09:23:32

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

ha-ha that is brilliant! I love reading other peoples jokes!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 10 August 2010 at 13:12

Deleted Member @ 10/08/2010 13:12:08

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

LOL class .. i thought it was going to be serious!!! d'oh

Message posted by Deleted Member on 10 August 2010 at 13:24

Deleted Member @ 10/08/2010 13:24:47

Boodyblues

In: york
Posts: 1153

sighhh thats my man !! headcase pmsl x

Message posted by Boodyblues on 10 August 2010 at 14:05

Boodyblues @ 10/08/2010 14:05:44

yamahama

In: leicestershire
Posts: 1606

classic man with head over heart. Lol

Message posted by yamahama on 11 August 2010 at 12:36

yamahama @ 11/08/2010 12:36:30

Doh Boy

In: Prestwick
Posts: 389

Got us all sucked in SM, brill

Message posted by Doh Boy on 11 August 2010 at 13:38

Doh Boy @ 11/08/2010 13:38:41

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