"I just received this email from a mate of mine from over the pond, I thought it was quite funny.1. In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. Like that makes sense 2. In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.Erm whats the difference 3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all timesA BRICK?4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.Much worse than "going blind!"5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time - Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marryLet's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?6. In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. Ah! Justice!7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.But of course! - where else 8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.Makes one shudder at the thought.9. In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law? 10. In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises" Is this a great country or what? - Well not as great as Guam I guess.11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 caloriesWho volunteers for this stuff ? 12. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.Is that why Flipper was always smiling?13. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and Always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of ???"   Now if you will excuse me  I am just going through the job vacancies in the Guam  Daily News.                                                                                                                                                                             

lol rube and welcome back hun u been missed xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                                                                                                                                                                             

Awww mate.   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX   But how anyone can miss me I don't know.  Nobody is that bad a shot.                                                                                                                                                                             

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Lurve ya ta bits  RC                                                                                                                                                                             

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww mate i love u to bit to sweetie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                                                                                                                                                                             

Just like old times this hon.  XXXXX                                                                                                                                                                             

Enough with the mush you two x                                                                                                                                                                             

awwwww IT IS just like the old times now all the oldies are back WB rube we all missed ya                                                                                                                                                                              

I didn't miss him!!!!! My shot got the bugger right between the eyes                                                                                                                                                                               

Di.  I Lurve ya ta bits girl.                                                                                                                                                                             

Scaley brats rule                                                                                                                                                                              

Twelve inch rule?                                                                                                                                                                             

nah rube the foot one !!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

You measure feet?                                                                                                                                                                             

yep gotta have a good guide !!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

yep gotta have a good guide !!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

For sure