It's that time of year again !! As the comments on them become more and more obtuse, thought you might appreciate this :
Gets on well with peers' = Never stops talking in class
'Has a good
grasp of nutrition issues' = First in line for dinners
'Good at
problem solving' = Manages to skive in every lesson
'Can sometimes be
distracted' = Away with the fairies
'Has trouble concentrating' =
Thick
'Sometimes distracts others' = Little b******
'Is not afraid
to ask questions' = Annoying little sh**
'Very enterprising' =
Bullies other children for money
'Is always very keen to answer' = A
knowall
'Enjoys physical activity' = Kicks lumps out of everyone
'Shows
a vivid imagination' = Psychotic
'Always well-behaved' = Haven't
been able to catch the little sod yet
'Always punctual' = Nothing
else good to say about him/her
Enjoy