How many BikerMatch forum members does it takes to change a light bulb? 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 
1 to move it to the Lighting section 
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 
5 to flame the spell checkers 
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. 

Hands up if you recognise yourself 


(shamelessly nicked from another forum, but who cares!)                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                              

What about the health and safety risk assesment                                                                                                                                                                             

  nice one wills 

                                                                                                                                                                             

absoltely fantastc will i did lol                                                                                                                                                                              

This is about me in'it                                                                                                                                                                              

i think i am the last one responds 6 months after its been posted I cant stop laughing                                                                                                                                                                               

hay wills    we resemble them remarks lol wich one dose that make me then ?

dont yer know ?                                                                                                                                                                              

I,ll *BUMP* it in approx 11weeks..Just before it becomes inactive & deleted                                                                                                                                                                             

I planted a lightbulb six months ago, and nowt happened. I've tried changing it, but still nowt. Any ideas?                                                                                                                                                                              

 Good one Wills!   I think most of us can relate to quite a few of them !                                                                                                                                                                               

 @ Wills ... excellent                                                                                                                                                                              

    How bored were you today, Wills? lol     Wills said: Hands up if you recognise yourself  Matt, may we have a HAND icon please, I need to put mine up                                                                                                                                                                              

Forgot this one Wills :

1,376 males to respond to dodgy PM's from exotic females asking for their e-mails                                                                                                                                                                               

Speak for urselfs                                                                                                                                                                               

bj pot kettle black                                                                                                                                                                              

Yammy why is kettle black did u forget it again ???                                                                                                                                                                              

i was merely refering to your self delusion                                                                                                                                                                              

o er mrs them be long words for you Yammy have you had your alphabeti spagetti tonite ???