New Tuesday Evening Classes for Men Man Jokes

All are welcome - Open to men only

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.  The course lasts for 4 weeks and topics covered in this course include:
Week One of Evening Classes for Men

1) TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

2) DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKETS AND FLOOR

Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

3) DISHES & CUTLERY;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts

4) HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

5) LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other

- Help line and support groups

6) LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming

- Open forum
Week Two - Evening Classes for Men

7) EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

8) HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint Presentation

9) REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

10) IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

11) LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

12) HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises,

meditation and breathing techniques

13) REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN you're GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

14) GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available
Week 3 Evening Classes for Men - Repeat of  week 1
Week 4 Evening Classes for Men - Repeat of week 2
                                                                                                                                                                             

Cant read that way to long                                                                                                                                                                              

try again - have edited it                                                                                                                                                                              

lmao ... best one so far ... though your other halves, I hate to say it, is ALMOST as funny                                                                                                                                                                              

Ok Ive read it and you just think we do that stuff without thinking well hear this and hear this good . It takes years of hard work and practice to reach this leval, its not our fault that you ARE to blame if you read you own text you would understand that I am RIGHT,   1 Do you trust us to go to the shop and get the right things   NO 2 Do you expect us to remember your birthday ect                  NO 3 Do you ever expect us to to admit we are wrong                  NO 4 Do you think we could do the washing without turning all    your white underwear gray                                                   NO 5 Do you think we could do the washing up without braking    your best china                                                                      NO 6 Do you think we can tell if your bum looks big in your new     dress or if the other colour looks better                                NO 7 Do you think we could look after the kids when you go out    with your mates                                                                    NO 8 Do you think we notice of what your wearing unless your      in bed                                                                                    NO 9 Do you think we could cook a sunday dinner without    burning it                                                                               NO 10 Do you think that if we went on this training coures it      would make any diference                                                  NO So why the hell do you moan when we get it wrong its your own fault for asking us to do it when you know we will get it wrong. That is the defence for mankind                                                                                                                                                                                 

And yes i did mean mankind cus as you say we are from a diferent planet                                                                                                                                                                             

Perhaps we just want to give you the chance to redeem yourselves sometimes and restore our faith                                                                                                                                                                             

see men would have a answer hfg lol they always like the last word even if it under there breath hahah                                                                                                                                                                             

No they don't.                                                                                                                                                                              

LMAO.

that's awesome.....

                                                                                                                                                                             

Who'd have thought a man of your age could concentrate long enough to type all that anyway.  Well done you!                                                                                                                                                                             

he didn't type it! no spelling errors no bad grammer, this is jp we're talking about.

i think he's learnt to cut and paste at last. well done you jp
                                                                                                                                                                             

I think all the hobbits should test him on number 9, I'm sure he could (and with no cheating by getting BJ to help) lol                                                                                                                                                                             

what? real men ask for directions when lost.

and you want bj to help with directions!!

she has to take a ball of string to work every day
                                                                                                                                                                             

And even with that she can,t remember which end takes her back home!!                                                                                                                                                                             

that's because she forgot to tie it to the door at home!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Oi you lot i can read you know lol

Me help JP cheat .... would i ???

as for me and my sense of driection Yammy i always get there in the end  :)  besides i have nag nav for long journeys !!!
                                                                                                                                                                             

think u had it 100% - soz guys LOL                                                                                                                                                                             

if you act soft you think you wont have to do it. We have a saying in Liverpool act soft, I will buy you a coal yard

It applies to both sexes lol
                                                                                                                                                                             

never heard that one before ew?