A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up".  "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..." Never Lie To A Woman...!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

wise men will take heed   hehehe                                                                                                                                                                             

take note, we know!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Just don't get.                                                                                                                                                                             

Why not they love it.                                                                                                                                                                             

Typical woman, rather pull a fly one than ask a straight question