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Why elepants are so scared of mice                                                                                                                                                                             
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...if anyone found out why that chicken crossed the road.?                                                                                                                                                                             
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It went to Maccy D's lol

Why is it when one thing go'es wrong it starts a land slide Confused

                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL lol BJP..     It always comes in three's for me...grrr Angry x                                                                                                                                                                             
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why we always get our hopes up just to get them crashing down to the ground
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why when you wake up at 6am, fall asleep for 5 minutes and its 8.45! :-O                                                                                                                                                                             
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...what would happen if i fell asleep and my feet woke up instead of the other way round ...                                                                                                                                                                             
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Lol GJ . .that's how l operate

How do we know that every snowflake is different . .                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL @BTTB..x                                                                                                                                                                                   
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if things can only get better ???( as they say in the song )
                                                                                                                                                                             
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What were sewer rats called before sewers were invented?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Politicians LOL

Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter?

                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why  domesticated pets don't do any house work?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Morning all gj and Mr Neale Hug

Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Hi BJP...Hug     ...why cant i keep away from Quavers ?                                                                                                                                                                             
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  Where do all those Censored caravans go in the winter   Confused                                                                                                                                                                              
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They go into Hybernation with all the Censored  horse boxes and trailers

                                                                                                                                                                               
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 . .  then the Gritters come out!                                                                                                                                                                              
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 . .  then the Gritters come out!                                                                                                                                                                              
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.Why a 2 minute nap turns into about 10 hrs..LOL x                                                                                                                                                                             


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