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75 Posts | Latest reply on 04/02/2007 13:37:42 by Di | Go to original / last post

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rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that longThat I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...But there you are, another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you've given me a fry!I should have known that it was all sh1tjust a sad pathetic dream.Should have known there was no Cobra lurking in those LEVI jeans!Go on now - go, walk out the doorDon't promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't find you out!?Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count??!![Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!Hey! Hey!It took all my self control not to laugh out loudWhen I saw your little pecker standing tall and proud!But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needsNow I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!Chorus] I will survive! I will survive!Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive!I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex!I will survive! I will survive!Hey! Hey!

Message posted by rubecula on 17 January 2007 at 19:06

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crafty gwen

In: Derby
Posts: 409

Message posted by crafty gwen on 18 January 2007 at 04:52

crafty gwen @ 18/01/2007 04:52:22

chrissyjinx

In: Oldbury, near Br
Posts: 73

Nice one Rube

Message posted by chrissyjinx on 18 January 2007 at 07:40

chrissyjinx @ 18/01/2007 07:40:42

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

very good rube

Message posted by RC on 18 January 2007 at 09:01

RC @ 18/01/2007 09:01:03

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

brill rube dont know where you find them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by storm on 18 January 2007 at 10:12

storm @ 18/01/2007 10:12:19

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

oh here and there.... here and there.....

Message posted by rubecula on 18 January 2007 at 19:59

rubecula @ 18/01/2007 19:59:21

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

and there and here lmao

Message posted by RC on 19 January 2007 at 05:05

RC @ 19/01/2007 05:05:35

Moxey77

In: Stourport-on-Sev
Posts: 1346

Very good Rube! Thumbs Up

Message posted by Moxey77 on 19 January 2007 at 14:32

Moxey77 @ 19/01/2007 14:32:07

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

rubes been to the ann summers shop again!!!!

Message posted by Di on 19 January 2007 at 16:00

Di @ 19/01/2007 16:00:22

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Yeah but they don't let me in... can I come to one of the parties when you girls have one?

Message posted by rubecula on 19 January 2007 at 20:29

rubecula @ 19/01/2007 20:29:58

crafty gwen

In: Derby
Posts: 409

Message posted by crafty gwen on 20 January 2007 at 01:01

crafty gwen @ 20/01/2007 01:01:28

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

yeah if you will be the model!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by RC on 20 January 2007 at 05:57

RC @ 20/01/2007 05:57:01

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Model? what kind of model? Airfix?

Message posted by rubecula on 20 January 2007 at 08:46

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 08:46:48

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

nooooooooooo a ann summers model

Message posted by RC on 20 January 2007 at 10:28

RC @ 20/01/2007 10:28:59

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

I don't know what that is... never seen an Ann Summers party for some reason ROFL

Message posted by rubecula on 20 January 2007 at 11:58

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 11:58:34

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

this may be very interesting then, count me in if rubes never seen one then im goin just to see him in the ann summers get up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by storm on 20 January 2007 at 12:09

storm @ 20/01/2007 12:09:28

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Could this be an embarrassing moment?

Message posted by rubecula on 20 January 2007 at 12:13

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 12:13:42

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

i wouldnt know rube i always shut my eyes at the crude bits !!!!!!!!!!

Message posted by storm on 20 January 2007 at 12:27

storm @ 20/01/2007 12:27:22

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

LOL I bet you do..............

Message posted by rubecula on 20 January 2007 at 12:57

rubecula @ 20/01/2007 12:57:33

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

yeah right storm u will tell us owt

Message posted by RC on 20 January 2007 at 14:17

RC @ 20/01/2007 14:17:24

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