Five Surgeons

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Five Surgeons were discussing their own favourite patients one day.   The first, a Manchester surgeon, says " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds " Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded "The third, Newcastle surgeon, says " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order "The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over "But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed : " You are all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There,s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.   LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Very funny Blue but should'nt thai be on the silly jokes page hehehe                                                                                                                                                                              
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Nice one Blue! LOL

Where are you finding it UKH? It's on the "Jokes and Silly Things" forum on my computer Big smile
                                                                                                                                                                             
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on my pc WB its a new thread                                                                                                                                                                              
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and the head and the arse are interchangeable   ROFL LOL   Yep, it's on the Jokes forum on my monitor too   Yes HR it is a new thread/topic but it's still within the Jokes forum   Oh hang on a minute, do you mean Ian's 'Silly Joke' topic?                                                                                                                                                                               
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Oh right... Gotcha... Yes it's a new thread, but it's in the right forum i.e. "Jokes and Silly Things". That's what that forum's for. I thought you meant you weren't seeing it on the right forum.

                                                                                                                                                                             
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Yes kwak i meant that one of ian's.

my apologies if i said it wrong WB.

Still a good one tho
                                                                                                                                                                             
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  mystery solved lol   Ian's was just a topic, like this one, not a forum.                                                                                                                                                                              
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No not at all UKH - I just misunderstood you & thought it had cropped up in another forum instead of the jokes one Big smile

The "Silly Jokes" topic is just a topic within the jokes forum. You can add to that topic if you want, or you can start a new one up. Best to start new threads IMO, as people don't bother clicking on older threads with loads of pages... too much effort to bother reading all the posts to catch up! LOL                                                                                                                                                                               
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ok i will take more care next time and read it proper lol                                                                                                                                                                              
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And they all bury their mistakes ..nice one BB lol                                                                                                                                                                             


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