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minger

In: southampton
Posts: 62

HILLBILLY BIRTHDeep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky, a hillbilly's wife went into labour in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming.'Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . . . . ..'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'

Message posted by minger on 06 September 2009 at 11:27

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bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

Could you make it a bit smaller. i'm havin trouble getting far enough away from monitor to see it all.

Message posted by bluesbiker on 06 September 2009 at 11:47

bluesbiker @ 06/09/2009 11:47:12

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Biggest joke i've ever read.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 September 2009 at 11:58

Deleted Member @ 06/09/2009 11:58:37

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

Type size duly adjusted, in case anyone wonders what Blues and Ricdude are on about.

Message posted by Wills on 06 September 2009 at 12:06

Wills @ 06/09/2009 12:06:38

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

can you put an explanation on all my post please wills.

Message posted by bluesbiker on 06 September 2009 at 12:12

bluesbiker @ 06/09/2009 12:12:08

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Wills,most people wonder what the hell i'm on about normally.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 06 September 2009 at 16:50

Deleted Member @ 06/09/2009 16:50:17

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