The Perfect Husband

5 Posts | Latest reply on 15/07/2009 16:49:21 by Karey | Go to original / last post
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pondlife

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THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: 'Hello'WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'MAN: 'Yes'WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's   only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.' MAN: 'How much?'WOMAN: '$390,000'MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking  $2,950,000' for it.MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really  a pretty good price.'WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!' MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.' The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in   astonishment, mouths agape.He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'                                                                                                                                                                               
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chunkichick

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lmaoThumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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nice one                                                                                                                                                                             
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Haha well good Thumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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Karey

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hehehe.... good one  Thumbs UpLOL                                                                                                                                                                             


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