A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird .." "Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!" The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the man. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." "WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" "Yes.  Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over." Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!"                                                                                                                                                                                 

GIRL .. you got to much time on your hands                                                                                                                                                                              

tell me about it .. If I dont keep my mind active i will be passin out in this heat   Ive never known an office to be 86 degs and thats with 6 fans going!  ( mind ya circulating warm air,  just isnt good!!)                                                                                                                                                                              

ooooooohhhhhh  not good , the air con is turned up where I work , was lovely & cool ... ( YES you read right Mr P ) ... when I walked through the doors this morning                                                                                                                                                                              

lmao kaz...lmao kaz....lmao kaz.....sorry parrot syndrome                                                                                                                                                                             

  PML @ the joke, I never saw that coming, the punch line I mean   LOL @ Ian                                                                                                                                                                              

Keep em comin Kaz   I aint laughed so much since ?? Sunday ??     Where is Sumo when you need him                                                                                                                                                                              

lmao @ ian! funny bugga!   lol @ Kwak... neither did the parrot!   Lol I know what u mean Em... where is the suvvern shandy drinker!!!  I'll go ruffle his feathers!   PS... I've removed your duplicate post                                                                                                                                                                              

Oooh, very topical... feathers...parrot.. Oh never mind   I'll go an do sumat useful   Like,   organise a party                                                                                                                                                                                

lmao @ kaz, very funny, shame ur cookin in ur office, i meanwhile have been playin on baby...*runs away b4 slap* lol   yes emz part two to plan for lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Oi Debs!!  you can hurt a person without hittin them tha knows!!!   Glad u got out on baby tho.. thats wot bikes are for   Yayyy bring on SCF Pt2!                                                                                                                                                                               

Gud one Kaz   (Mind, u came close to fallin orf yr perch at Em's!)                                                                                                                                                                             

lol XK, after the trip to flip de flip..where ever it was u sent us in the rain and fog, we shud have knocked u off ur perch lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Ya just cant trust parrots to keep quite now can you ! .Good one Karey lol