CHICKEN SURPRISEA couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise.'The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, and explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'You're going to love this..................   You're going to hate yourself for loving this!!.............     Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, I bring you Peeking Duck                                                                                                                                                                               

lol karey                                                                                                                                                                              

god kaz thats baddddddddddddddd, funny tho                                                                                                                                                                             

hahaha...thanks Ian and Tracey   I've just nearly made a very significant booboo!!   I was sending out an email to a client requesting information on courses and pasted what I thought was the relevant info.. only it was the Chicken Surprise!!!!!     LMFAO ... i VERY nearly sent it ...   phew!  methinks I oughta concentrate more..  (Well too many ppl on hols ..we're short-staffed .grrrrrrr)                                                                                                                                                                                 

  ROFPML   Kaz I'd loved to have seen their face when reading it, IF you'd sent it.                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

ya shud send it kaz, make their day lol                                                                                                                                                                             

bet you send them all the time kaz without realising it....lol                                                                                                                                                                              

lmao      x                                                                                                                                                                             

Lmao Kaz good one, just read it out to Ian as we wait for car to be sorted heheh is so bad its great!                                                                                                                                                                             

Haha well good one Kaz