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10 Posts | Latest reply on 11/06/2009 08:47:32 by Matt | Go to original / last post

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chrismetal

In: bolton
Posts: 13

Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on. That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back to their room.Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling. Ones feet are killing me.'Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor . . . . But it would not budge.'Harder' yelled Camilla.'Harder' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!''Come on give it all you've got ' she cried..Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla exclaimed 'There! Oh God, that feels so good.'In their bedroom next door The Queen tu rned to Prince Phillip and said 'See I told you she was still a virgin with a face like that!'Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even tighter'At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen 'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a navy man!'

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Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Very good Chris

that's another coffee/monitor moment

Message posted by Karey on 10 June 2009 at 16:24

Karey @ 10/06/2009 16:24:30

Emzed

In: Pickering
Posts: 7151

Message posted by Emzed on 10 June 2009 at 16:31

Emzed @ 10/06/2009 16:31:34

excalibur

In: york
Posts: 1277

sounds like a royal f...up to me .lol

Message posted by excalibur on 10 June 2009 at 17:06

excalibur @ 10/06/2009 17:06:11

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

TREASON!!! HANG HIM I SAY!!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 10 June 2009 at 18:19

geoffb2005 @ 10/06/2009 18:19:43

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

Not treason, lese majeste certainly

Message posted by prof on 10 June 2009 at 18:40

prof @ 10/06/2009 18:40:05

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

What?? Squeeze me??

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 10 June 2009 at 19:03

geoffb2005 @ 10/06/2009 19:03:28

crowcat

In: chesterfield
Posts: 37

being xe r.n.i,d say you was cruisin there!!

Message posted by crowcat on 11 June 2009 at 00:48

crowcat @ 11/06/2009 00:48:07

crowcat

In: chesterfield
Posts: 37

sorryi l ll tipe thet agin

Message posted by crowcat on 11 June 2009 at 00:50

crowcat @ 11/06/2009 00:50:34

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054

please dont use loads of CAPS in forum topic titles!!!!

Message posted by Matt on 11 June 2009 at 08:47 Matt @ 11/06/2009 08:47:32

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