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chrismetal

In: bolton
Posts: 13

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Message posted by chrismetal on 02 June 2009 at 11:39

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chrismetal @ 02/06/2009 11:39:33

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 02 June 2009 at 13:06

Di @ 02/06/2009 13:06:33

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

Nice one

Message posted by bluesbiker on 02 June 2009 at 13:10

bluesbiker @ 02/06/2009 13:10:42

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

good one chris

Message posted by Karey on 02 June 2009 at 13:14

Karey @ 02/06/2009 13:14:11

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Sorry Kaz You'll have to settle for being Susan Boyle to chris's Diversity. That was so funny!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2009 at 18:32

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2009 18:32:00

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

*Ahem* XK..have u seen my Fishing Trip, this is one Boyle/boil that won't be beaten

No offence chrismetal or Diversity.. both good in my opinion

Message posted by Karey on 02 June 2009 at 18:52

Karey @ 02/06/2009 18:52:13

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Actually, my vote went to Stavros Flately - funniest act ever!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2009 at 19:00

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2009 19:00:29

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Mine too .. i doubt we have seen the last of those fine figured cypriot gods heheh

Message posted by Karey on 02 June 2009 at 19:07

Karey @ 02/06/2009 19:07:14

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

*post deleted* Shouldn't knock a woman when she is down..... (SuBo.. not karey!)

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 June 2009 at 19:13

TeeCee @ 02/06/2009 19:13:18

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

ahh thanks TC ... i think!?!?

Message posted by Karey on 02 June 2009 at 19:16

Karey @ 02/06/2009 19:16:27

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Hehe - no probs Karey! I was going to make a derogatory remark about Ms Boyle but I looked at my karma bar and had a pang of guilt....

Message posted by TeeCee on 02 June 2009 at 19:21

TeeCee @ 02/06/2009 19:21:33

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Woo hoo the karma is calming.. Matt will be pleased!

Message posted by Karey on 02 June 2009 at 19:23

Karey @ 02/06/2009 19:23:21

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