Hehehe! We had a sweet revenge on a Kent pub for refusing to serve a friend and his wife one Sunday lunchtime...
Nice couple, just coming up to retirement... bought themselves a brand new touring bike and planned to travel around Europe for a few months... they decided to take her for a test ride out one sunny day for lunch, fully laden, just to get a feel for her.
So you get the picture...
Anyhow, they're ultimately refused service in the nicey nicey country pub... and politely walk away...
Then they get home and start phoning round the entire family/friends/hangers on... And we all turn up in the evening, more than 20 of us... children, grandchildren, friends, various others...
And order the trickiest drinks possible - the weirdest mixes so that they couldn't possibly re-sell them to anyone else... then when they announced the total and demanded payment, my friend says "You don't serve bikers in here, do you?" all polite and enquiring like...
"Oh no Sir!" comes the response...
"Oh really?" Says my friend "I'm dreadfully sorry! You see, every last one of us here is a biker, we just so happen to have come out in our cars this evening. I guess we'll just have to leave quietly then"
And we all marched out