Now that's the kind of thing I might be able to cope with... but knowing my penchant for being awkward for awkward's sake, I'd have to throw a spanner in the works and extol the virtues of a hot chocolate with a splash of rum
Just take care with them there train things... Make absolutely certain you board one with a little man carrying a red flag walking in front of it, because as you well know, if you travel over 5mph, your eyeballs explode and it's a helluva mess for the little ladies who clean the trains!